Nasty Ahh Drinks

I am so, so... SO... sick of coffee. Coffee is amongst the most overrated things ever alongside chocolate and like, naruto as the top in sasunaru like they either freaky frotters or sasuke is the top. I have more to say on this but I digress.

First time I remember having coffee is going to starbucks the first time as a kid after seeing it all over social media... YUCK. The pinkity drinkity was a LIE. And the next memorable moment was a coffee shot I had at a restaraunt, similarly nasty.

And chocolate... hot, fucking chocolate. Typical chocolate, invading spaces in which it was never invited but not like in my own funny meme way.

What do these drinks have in common? Heat, they are hot drinks. What kind of person would stomach drinking a hot liquid... that's right, demons. People who enjoy drinking hot beverages simply have something wrong and demonic about them. Whether they are a demon, are infested with a demonic parasite, or any other infernal affliction.

Like why would you ever want a hot, steaming, substance gulping down your throat??? It's just not natural, like homosexuality which shares the same hellish origins. 

Coffee, tea, hot chocolate, throw em ALL in the gaping hell mouth they originated from.

Stick to life-giving water, yummy thick milkshakes, and delicious sugar free, calorie free sodas :p