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Recently had a very productive conversation with a good judy, found out she is brilliant of mind, a philosopher of the modern day. Just like myself, like Woah Vicky, like Paris Mwendwa, like Ivy Wolke. What is the truth of which we agreed on?

THE GLORY OF SUBMISSIVE, NEEDY, WHINY MEN.

Truly there is nothing better, nothing better than seeing a guy’s face all sad, teary, red with his lips quivering and all. Oh to hear the desperation in a guy’s voice, to hear it crack with so much visceral need. Now I would never listen to a Drake song but I been hearing a lyric that goes something like “I just wanna see a boy beg on the pavement” and YESSSS!!! That’s what I wanna see too. That’s what we ALL WANT TO SEE.

I would go to the ends of the earth for a needy guy, a cute needy guy. It would make everything worth it. All the pain, tears and misery would be worth it for that. What is life without love but a slow march toward death? And what I love is needy somewhat-pathetic handsome guys.

In the words of Modern Philosopher, Zhyrra (2026, Instagram DMs). Men are biologically submissive and needy. A very wise and thought-provoking statement wouldn’t you agree o’readers? She also states “the whimpering sounds of a tortured man denied pleasure are comparable to the arias sung in ye old days” (2026, Instagram DMs). Perhaps one of the most profound things ever spoken, one of the most eye-opening truths of our collective species.

“Women only want one thing and its men on their knees, snot down their noses, and puffed-face crying. Does it matter at all why? Obviously no. Its programmed like the AI pushing male whimpering audios in my algorithm. Like my thumb hitting the repost button .5s into lucasdustinwillmikeAUGH At the end of the day we do not choose our preference. Such as why men are naturally clingy, submissive, and needy. They can't help who they are and who am I to deny them of a god-given right to be pathetic. Safe to say that if a man cries or whines in my vicinity, they are exactly where they ought to be; pitied, loved, and cared for.” (Zhyrra, 2026, Instagram DMs).

More sage wisdom, to end this all off: if a cute guy is sad or crying in my presence, I may hide my reaction, but know I am loving every second of it and wanting to hug and cuddle him with every ounce of my being.